Reality check.

Reality check.

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What does A stands for?

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.As we learnt in preschool, “A” stands for apple!

Simple as that!?

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Tsk tsk tsk, nope…

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As we grew up; as in physically and mentally, our vocabulary starts to change as well.

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So again,

What does A stands for?

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..“A” stands for “Ass”.

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.Why am I talking about Ass?

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.Ohh, well, here comes my story.

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..One fine day, there was a guy who added me in msn, I thought he was someone I know, so I happily click on accept! But then it turned out not exactly to someone I expected?

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Let’s name this male as Guy A.

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So Guy A and I started talking, blah blah blah….

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All I know is that we are from same school and same block. That’s all?

I don’t even know how he looks like sia.

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.So here comes the conversation.

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.Guy A: anyway, I got something to tell you.

Me: I think I’m not really interested.

(Based on his display pic, I think he is going to start dirty talking to me)
(so I rejected his conversation)

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Anyway, he continued to what he wanted to say.

Guy A: no offence, but u really got a huge and nice ass.

Guy A: it’s a compliment.

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"huge ass"

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.I was thinking: WTF is with this guy!?!?

WTF am I having a Huge Ass?

Do you guys know what is the first thing I visualised when I saw the word “huge ass”?

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This!

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.What the hell am I having an elephant ass?

Is it really that big?!?

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.OMFG pls, this is not going to be the truth!

I CAN’T ACCEPT IT!!!

.On the contrast, before he mentioned it, I think I was having a small ass based on my build?

So my judgement was wrong over the years?

WTF.

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.So I told my friend who is known as Guy B that conversation I just had.

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.Guy B: cmon, huge ass are suppose to be attractive u dumb.

ME: WTF, WHY IS HUGE ASS ATTRACTING GUYS?

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.Guy B gave me an educational talk.

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.So conclusion is that…. huge asses attract guys?

Just like what the " The Ugly Truth"?

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..Ladies goes overreacted over small stuffs.

Well, that day I am, because I fret over “having huge ass” over the next morning.

Zzzz… it was depressing for a moment in my life.

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Oh ya, and its creepy to have people staring at your butt too?