Reality check.
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What does A stands for?
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.As we learnt in preschool, “A” stands for apple!
Simple as that!?
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Tsk tsk tsk, nope…
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As we grew up; as in physically and mentally, our vocabulary starts to change as well.
As we grew up; as in physically and mentally, our vocabulary starts to change as well.
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So again,
What does A stands for?
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..“A” stands for “Ass”.
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.Why am I talking about Ass?
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.Ohh, well, here comes my story.
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..One fine day, there was a guy who added me in msn, I thought he was someone I know, so I happily click on accept! But then it turned out not exactly to someone I expected?
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Let’s name this male as Guy A.
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So Guy A and I started talking, blah blah blah….
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All I know is that we are from same school and same block. That’s all?
I don’t even know how he looks like sia.
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.So here comes the conversation.
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.Guy A: anyway, I got something to tell you.
Me: I think I’m not really interested.
(so I rejected his conversation)
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Anyway, he continued to what he wanted to say.
Anyway, he continued to what he wanted to say.
Guy A: no offence, but u really got a huge and nice ass.
Guy A: it’s a compliment.
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"huge ass"
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.I was thinking: WTF is with this guy!?!?
WTF am I having a Huge Ass?
Do you guys know what is the first thing I visualised when I saw the word “huge ass”?
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This!
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.What the hell am I having an elephant ass?
Is it really that big?!?
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.OMFG pls, this is not going to be the truth!
I CAN’T ACCEPT IT!!!
.On the contrast, before he mentioned it, I think I was having a small ass based on my build?
So my judgement was wrong over the years?
WTF.
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.So I told my friend who is known as Guy B that conversation I just had.
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.Guy B: cmon, huge ass are suppose to be attractive u dumb.
ME: WTF, WHY IS HUGE ASS ATTRACTING GUYS?
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.Guy B gave me an educational talk.
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.So conclusion is that…. huge asses attract guys?
Just like what the " The Ugly Truth"?
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..Ladies goes overreacted over small stuffs.
Well, that day I am, because I fret over “having huge ass” over the next morning.
Zzzz… it was depressing for a moment in my life.
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Oh ya, and its creepy to have people staring at your butt too?