Saturday, September 26, 2009

Reality check.



Reality check.
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What does A stands for?
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.As we learnt in preschool, “A” stands for apple!
Simple as that!?
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Tsk tsk tsk, nope…
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As we grew up; as in physically and mentally, our vocabulary starts to change as well.
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So again,
What does A stands for?
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..A” stands for “Ass”.
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.Why am I talking about Ass?
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.Ohh, well, here comes my story.
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..One fine day, there was a guy who added me in msn, I thought he was someone I know, so I happily click on accept! But then it turned out not exactly to someone I expected?
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Let’s name this male as Guy A.
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So Guy A and I started talking, blah blah blah….
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All I know is that we are from same school and same block. That’s all?
I don’t even know how he looks like sia.
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.So here comes the conversation.
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.Guy A: anyway, I got something to tell you.
Me: I think I’m not really interested.
(Based on his display pic, I think he is going to start dirty talking to me)
(so I rejected his conversation)
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Anyway, he continued to what he wanted to say.

Guy A: no offence, but u really got a huge and nice ass.
Guy A: it’s a compliment.
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"huge ass"
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.I was thinking: WTF is with this guy!?!?
WTF am I having a Huge Ass?
Do you guys know what is the first thing I visualised when I saw the word “huge ass”?
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This!

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.What the hell am I having an elephant ass?
Is it really that big?!?
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.OMFG pls, this is not going to be the truth!
I CAN’T ACCEPT IT!!!
.On the contrast, before he mentioned it, I think I was having a small ass based on my build?
So my judgement was wrong over the years?
WTF.
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.So I told my friend who is known as Guy B that conversation I just had.
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.Guy B: cmon, huge ass are suppose to be attractive u dumb.
ME: WTF, WHY IS HUGE ASS ATTRACTING GUYS?
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.Guy B gave me an educational talk.
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.So conclusion is that…. huge asses attract guys?
Just like what the " The Ugly Truth"?

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..Ladies goes overreacted over small stuffs.
Well, that day I am, because I fret over “having huge ass” over the next morning.
Zzzz… it was depressing for a moment in my life.
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Oh ya, and its creepy to have people staring at your butt too?

Monday, September 21, 2009

tranquillity


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tranquillity, where are you?
i need you...
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Anxious? excitement? or sadness?
maybe its mixture of three.
it's kind of addictive,
i'm hooking up to it...
yet its driving me alittle crazy.
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sometimes, its just too heavyy for me to handle.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Music Videos

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First up: Sweetness, tiny bit.
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It’s Taylor Swift – You Belong With Me
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The happily ever after ending with “I Love You”.
Lovely dovey, sweet teenage affection ~ awww
 I over the age limit!! (It’s xxx)
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P.S : OMG, I love that complexion of hers!
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Second up: Coolness; *blink blink* …
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It’s Super Junior’s - It’s you
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Tell me, where can you can to see thirteen hunks at one go?
TELL ME!!
*Drooling and melting at the same time*
Ahhh!! Heechul!!!
Ahhh!! Donghae!!!
Ahhh!! Siwon!!!
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花痴病在发作。。。
You want another meaning? Aka flower idiot!
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Third up: Grotesqueness? Hmmm…
I don’t know what the right word to describe it.
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Its 阿妹- 黑吃黑
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This album features the ‘inner self’ of阿妹, 阿密特 (Amit).
Actually阿密特A-MIT is 张惠妹 tribe’s name.
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What is this mv about?
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“MV概念 兩性的國度 男女互動變了質 折磨的歡愉 甜蜜的痛楚 愛情成為另一形式存在 濳意識的施虐者 受虐者 一但習慣了濃烈 覺得一般愛情再也平淡無味 角色定位就像中了毒 上了癮 越猛烈越高潮 施虐者 至高無上的霸凌 成就快感 受虐者 壓抑妥協 得到撫慰 證明存在 心靈至肉體直到窒息 猶如 SM王國中 遊戲開...”
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“黑吃黑 现代女生对男生的宣告歌词有“bullshit”字眼大骂男人劈腿等不忠行径,藉阿密特帮女人唱出不满情绪。”
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Basically, the content involves kidnap, sadomasochism, sexual connotations and assassination.
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Must watch this MV!
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Forth up: Creepiness, *nod nod*
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It’s who? It’s Jam!
蕭敬騰 - 王妃
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Lead actress? As what you see in the mv, the beautiful and yet classic, mannequins …
No matters how I see it, it’s still very creepy to me.
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But I LUB王妃!!