nephew~ nephew~

No word can describe how miracle it is

Have you wonder how exactly is baby form??

This is how the story goes about:

How exactly does it work?
Hmm, a swimming competition.
Since it’s a competition, of course there would be a prize!

In this contest, there are 250 million sperms participants estimated (that’s a lot hor).
So these 250 million participants will fight against one another.
After the 10 hours continuous swimming, only 400 participants survived.
These 400 participants will each receive a unique key of its own.
Only 1 lucky sperm will be able to open the door using its key.
The lucky one would be able to receive the prize upon opening the door, which is the egg.

Sperm and egg falls in love instantly when they saw one another.
As they kiss, they emerged as one!
And they turned into a fertilized egg.

And this fertilized egg will grow into an baby!!

End of story!

LAME, I know…

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I never like, NEVER like noisy kids. The truth is that, I can’t stand them at all.
Once they start crying or making noise, I just feel soo irritated and wanted to hit or slap them.

My nephew currently is a crybaby. Almost every time when I talk to sis on phone, I would hear his cries and it damm sharp, kind of irritating. So whenever I heard him crying, I would ask my sis to settle him first then we will continue talking on phone.

He is still young, not even 2 months old; therefore I can tolerate his nonsense. I hope he won’t grow up like those noisy kids, if not I will definitely smack him!!

Below are some ultra scans that my sis did when Tristan was still inside the womb.

2 months old:
He is sooo tiny…

2 months old:
The pink shows the shape of the baby, SOOO small…
The blue I guess it’s either uterus or the sac.

3 months old:
Slightly shows the shape of the head.
As for the penis, which one was it to show that it’s a boy??

4 months:
He has grown bigger!!
From 7.8 diameters to 11.8 diameters!!

6 months:
I can’t really see anything from it, I guess he was sleeping sideway.

8 months:
17.8 diameters! Still he rather small compared to other, I guess?

I’m going to warn you people who are seeing this entry!!!
There are some bloody or gross pictures attached below.
So if you people can’t stand blood, then forget reading this post!
It all REAL!!

STOP SCROLLING!

On September 19 evening, Tristan Leonidas lee was born.

Contraction was quite unbearable as it lasted for several hours before he was able to be born.
Therefore, GIVING BIRTH IS A PAINFUL EXPERIENCE!!

being pushed into the labour ward

the gyne

It’s the baby’s leg!
This is how baby look when he is out of mommy’s body. according to my sis, the white substances on the leg is the sticky milky protein inside the body.

the placenta

SOO adorable (: he does look abit blur, totally normal thing.Mummy and baby! (:

due to privacy and m18 content, its being CENSORED...

I TOLD U ITS BEING CENSORED!!, SO STOP STARING AT IT!!

ITS SO RUDE OF U la! he weighs 6.38 pounds HELLO TRISTAN (: yawn~
My first experience of carrying baby!

at first, i dun really dare, so i'm so afraid that he would cry non stop >.< hoodie!!

this is when he is 2 weeks old

his bed around 3 weeks of birth (:

eh?, oh? hahahaha ....

falls to sleep when trying to burp?
the confinement lady.
she is a very nice and easy going auntie.
we are actually glad to have her to help out my sis
our parents (:

smile (:

Lastly, have a sweet dream like what tristan is having (:

As YOU can see, its an eye opening experience ...